We are alive!
The last time we manged to get to a computer we got in trouble.... So this is the first time we've even been let out of sight for a while... I could really use a DRINK!
Don't they now who we ARE?? We didn't choose to go here. We don't have any problems. We really don't understand who put us here...but when we find out, that bastard is gonna get some..!! Yes, OK... we could use a little rest perhaps...at some spa or something, but this is ridiculous!
So if you hear some strange rum....wait. fuck! we have to get out of here. sorry! talk to you soon. we'll be back!!!!